mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: clumsycarl, via notaverysmartperson)

Why am I like the craziest person ever?

Human emotions are so complex I wish I were a computer and just process the information with no variables, just update and remove the ones I don’t understand/have ever really felt. Let’s see I’ve never truly been mad at somebody I just act the fool until I get them to think I’m crazy and run off, I really wish I could block people from seeing me though above all things. Like a few coworkers and people who hang around my life. I want to meet new people purge old ones and every single day I have a million and one reasons to do it. I am starting a new chapter in my life and it was hard to get to this point but I enjoy starting fresh its a weird case of what I call “Greyhound Syndrome” I get to be myself in front of people I don’t know and I will apprihend new skill sets in the workforce, and good friends I’m the process. Lol I need to write a movie about my life because its not horrible, no to the masses my life is one gigantic cliché romantic commedy.